Foulmouth Greeting Cards: Original Collection

Sassy and adorable cards for lovers! Foulmouth greeting cards are manufactured start to finish on a one-person assembly line, running through Anna Diem's living room in San Francisco. She paints, prints, cuts, folds, and packages each card with much love and care.

Printed in-house on warm white textured card stock. Individually packaged with envelope in sealed cellophane sleeve. Measures 4.25" x 5.5".

Magic Wand reads on the inside: I can't stop thinking about you.

Brain reads on the inside: I spend 75% of my work day thinking about the sex we might have had.

Home reads on the inside: I wanna be inside you.

Tap reads on the inside: I wanna tap that.

Wizard reads on the inside: You are like some kind of crazy sex wizard.

Glove reads on the inside: Your vagina fits like a glove.

Nose reads on the inside: I think you're really sexy. Even when we're 69ing, and my nose is so close to your butt-hole.